I was convinced she was Eurasian. Someone was getting it on with someone who was not Mr./Mrs. Kishi. That would also explain why Janine was so Japanese looking in the book covers and why Claudia was always the black sheep!!

And a little Kirsten Dunst.

WHAT?!?!?! Guess what I'm gonna do now...

I LOVE THIS POST.

I'm excited but I feel guilty for being excited...so yeah.

"Murda"! A reference to Murder Inc. Records?

Oooooh gurllll! So much scandalz!

I thought there may have been an inside joke or a pun that I didn't understand but...I guess not!

I think you should contact your former love interests because I (and I'm sure others) would like to know where they are now.

WHY DOESN'T HE JUST PULL THE FUCKING THING OUT BEFORE IT DRILLS HIS BRAIN?!

I am still grossed out by the fact that I CANNOT STOP WATCHING.

I wear their yoga pants and some of their running clothes.

They just look like Blair Waldorf headbands...not tiaras. Fuckin' NYTIMES.

I feel like this should spell something. I also feel like I'm looking at drugs after taking drugs.

"While everyone's eyes are closed, firmly grasp the crotch of your sweetheart in your hand and begin kneading until firm and/or moist (moooiiiiisssssstttt)"

That looks delicious.

I was. We had a story that was out of a rom-com. We couldn't get enough of each other and moved in together in less than 3 months. It was a whirlwind but honestly, the story kept us together longer than we should've.

I honestly don't know who these people who shop on Black Friday are. I always thought they were the olds (Baby Boomers). Or maybe I'm not a millennial after all?

No shit! I want to go hug my dog now...

I'm pretty sure I see nipple. I would've side-eyed too...