Frank Langella?

Because we all know the source is her BFF, her publicist. Anyways, what's the deal with pregnant ladies and pickles and cold dairy products?

It's stuff like this that makes me migrate from Gawker to here though. But also #penis .

I'm glad someone remembers how to use some of the unused fonts in MSWord.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. That's just too crazy!

Well, I'm totally donating. Please let me know if you can tell the difference between various Nickelback songs.

Yep. Still waiting for THAT person to whip out some anthropology study or some shit.

No. I think she just needs to wear the right dress size. Oh you, butt wiping tabloids!

I am still trying to understand how SUPERSAD IS A SURNAME.

Will pay to watch.

Martha also has street cred. JAIL BITCHES!

Okay, Blake. Whatever you say.

I don't understand this site. I don't understand what the hell it is.

This post made my day. No...my week. No....my month.

I think I'm expecting quads because I always want dip and ribs.

For some reason, I read that as "weiner". Let's face it, they really are all weiners.

It's too cheesy to not be one!

Again. NO. It's a politically correct term.

No, it's a politically correct term. It's part of the writing style guide here to describe multiple minority groups. You do have it confused with "colored".

I was harassed in the Netherlands — squinty eyes and kissing noises. I did not experience any racism in Italy.