Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. That's just too crazy!

Well, I'm totally donating. Please let me know if you can tell the difference between various Nickelback songs.

Yep. Still waiting for THAT person to whip out some anthropology study or some shit.

No. I think she just needs to wear the right dress size. Oh you, butt wiping tabloids!

I am still trying to understand how SUPERSAD IS A SURNAME.

Will pay to watch.

Martha also has street cred. JAIL BITCHES!

Okay, Blake. Whatever you say.

I don't understand this site. I don't understand what the hell it is.

This post made my day. No...my week. No....my month.

I think I'm expecting quads because I always want dip and ribs.

For some reason, I read that as "weiner". Let's face it, they really are all weiners.

It's too cheesy to not be one!

Again. NO. It's a politically correct term.

No, it's a politically correct term. It's part of the writing style guide here to describe multiple minority groups. You do have it confused with "colored".

I was harassed in the Netherlands — squinty eyes and kissing noises. I did not experience any racism in Italy.

I once went on a date with a dude who asked me "What are you from?" to which I responded "U.S." "But you where are you really from?" "If you mean ethnicity, my mom is Chinese." And then he said "I'm Italian, I don't know English that well." Which is utter bullshit because he went to an English boarding school and went…

I'm embarrassed to admit that I was Manhattan to a t.

YOU TOTALLY LOOK MORE ETHEREAL but I guess a good part of that is lighting.

I definitely don't disagree with you but I've been noticing restaurants calling it dim sum when it's not. It should be called brunch on wheels or something.