Do you know what's also Columbusing? Dim sum. How a bunch of white hipster restaurants are trying to do their own version of Asian fusion, selling shit like roasted broccoli rabe (not Chinese broccoli) for $8/baby plate, and wheeling that stuff on a dim sum cart, cuz "dim sum"

More like Guarini and Jimmy Fallon's love child.

I always want to be ridiculous when they tempt me. I EAT BABIES FOR DINNER? WHAT? THE CALORIES IN HERE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE 72OZ STEAK I DEVOURED TODAY!

Ah yes. I believe it is called a moose knuckle.

I actually know that woman. Nice person and a great business woman. Her personality matches the dress however.

Meh. I dunno. I hear it's hard to maintain those kind of abs.

What. the. hell.

Did you conduct this interview with a straight face? Because shit, I would be laughing the entire time.

Exactly. You're not thinking "gee, I hope I didn't hurt the cat" when you're worried about your kids safety.

So....what happens after Generation Z?

I need this dress. In like 6 different colors. It's like a work/date/parental outings/grocery shopping/brunch/dinner/lunch dress. The only thing you need to do is switch up the accessories.

The world population should be exploding now or something.

Or they're just into something funky that we're not aware of.

She has half eyebrows!

Duh.

LOL. Mannish.

Please, please write your story....

I thought he mumbled something about "restaurant of his choice"...

Agreed, and definitely agree with you on Elisha Cuthbert. It made me see her as a funny actress, not for the eye candy roles like she had been casted in the past.