I'm an icing remover, er creme/frosting, because I hate it. So really, I should just be eating chocolate crackers.

When can we deport him?

It's also difficult for female chefs to get PR representation...depending on the city though.

I'm still waiting for someone to fucking promote this content.

Yes, yes, YES. A million times.

And Gawker wrote about this yesterday too. I thought the websites communicated with each other and stuff.

At both of the restaurants my husband opened as exec chef, he has gone through two female sous chefs, and 3 or 4 female line cooks. They all left to do catering or work as a private cook. I don't know what they would do if they ever wanted to start a family and haven't made their way up to sous chef.

"Most restaurants fail to provide pay and benefits that can get entry level chefs to stay long enough so that they can move up in the industry"

Full House and yogurt is better.

If he is locking himself in a bathroom and relying on you for emotional support, than I can understand why she feels threatened and insecure. Not that I know the back story, but it makes me even wonder if he had even spoken to her about his feelings, her feelings, insecurities, and establish boundaries.

Sorry you had to go through that though. :(

Did you ever block him on Facebook?....

It is wearable art (couture). Also haute couture ≠ ready to wear.

What are fraternities good for again? So bros can pat each other on the back for being hardcore, rude assholes?

For #1, I just cannot compute. It sounds tiring, annoying, and a waste of energy. Oh, and annoying.

Ever since I saw Skins, I knew he was the one for me.

What the fuck

THIS. SHIT.

How the hell does one become a body language expert?