Why does that look so damn photoshopped to me?

I have to admit, I admire the Olsens a whole fuck of a lot for that and what they've built as business women. They've accomplished the challenging feat of re-branding themselves and finding a place (and respect) in the fashion industry.

My godfather does this forced hug thing. I don't lean it but he still doesn't get the hint. It's scarred me for life because I find it creepy. He's an awesome guy and all but I hate it.

I wish my parents did the same because I'm now fucking scarred. I hate hugs from people other than my husband. My friends and I give each other la bise on the side of our cheeks but that's as far as physical touching goes.

Some people forget that they need to poop.

Team Mark because "members of the infamous cookie-peddling brigade known as the Girl Scouts".

My husband knows that I'm worth AT LEAST a gold plated Lambo of some sort.

I think my dog has a really bad sense of direction then....

I was expecting something far worse but still... :O I can't believe that happens to people! Biology does what it wants!

Y'knowwww....Jennifer Aniston would've had a Duggar-ful of children if tabloid predictions were somewhat accurate.

Seeing Britney now makes me sad for some reason. I really want her to live a long and healthy life privately with her kids, puppies, and a big ass loving family to support her.

The throat and the engagement ring thing: this is why I find the whole hiding ring in food thing unpractical. Romantic? Fuck no (sorry some of you) but maybe you're anticipating a comedic, sitcom-like situation anyways.

I know it's only claimed by the tabloids but the whole concept of shaving an Adam's apple sounds terrifying, painful and unnecessary unless you were trans (but I thought hormone therapy helped with this?). I didn't even know that could be done.

I feel the same when people are all "where are you from? No. Where are you REALLY from?"

It's been awhile since I've had some blue laffy taffy. Going to try it for the sake of Science.

Or the need to utter the motto and sayings like a cult.

Did you ever get a chance to read Cinderella Ate My Daughter?

You know, I get the need for brands to re-band — of course she wants something edgy given her age — but for godssakes, that tongue still annoys the shit outta me and I'll never forget it.

Ugh. That's hard to comprehend. All sorts of mind fuck. What about traveling? Vacations to foreign lands? Maybe that would be like visiting a zoo to them?

Still trying to wrap my head around that. So basically, as long as the group/race stay in their own country/region it's okay for them to live?