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It's not hot when Achatz and Dufrene are moving away from it....

Amazingly talented female chefs with a publicity team however, IS hard to find.

No shit. And how you can not mention Edible Schoolyard?

" I'd say they make up easily 100% of the female chefs."

No shit. So totally following him on Twitter. His 10 second appearance on Casper made me swoon a bit.

Ugh. That made me shudder. Like violently.

I don't think I've ever seen that much eyeshadow on a human being. I wonder how many palettes they used.

While we're outraged, where are the Asian-Americans then? I mean, anywhere on TV where they're not simply the side kick or the FOB co-worker. Where's the Asian Entertainment Network?

I do like money. I would be lying if I said I didn't.

Just. Ugh. Does not compute. What the fuck is wrong with you, Michelle Menken?

"They are good guys. They can make really dumb decisions but they are being teenagers."

Oh goddd, for sure. I always like to throw in anecdotes about my past life in college and getting in to bar fights and shit. Because, gee, sweet Asian girls aren't supposed to do that!

I always think that when non-Asians think of Asians, specifically on these sites, they almost always think of East Asians especially Japanese and Chinese.

It would make me wonder if he has a weird Asian fetish. Or hope that we speak engrish so we can cook and clean all day.

I meet mine in airports. They're quite flighty. I did marry the last one though.

I wish there was a risk assessor somewhere around here. Things I would like to know: % risk of STDs, % risk of unwanted pregnancies...

She borrowed those from Gene Simmons 'cuz he's got like a million pairs.

I want one so I can eat terrible things and sip cava or champagne. I then want to wave to Jeeves's contemporary alter ego, Leeves, in order to gently remind him to record my favorite television shows on the walk-in closet television set and rake the zen garden before he orders my lunch.

I wanna take that it dunk it in some spinach dip.

Re: Eating on Toilet