I meet mine in airports. They're quite flighty. I did marry the last one though.
Velveeta®
cheesewhiffs
I wish there was a risk assessor somewhere around here. Things I would like to know: % risk of STDs, % risk of unwanted pregnancies...
She borrowed those from Gene Simmons 'cuz he's got like a million pairs.
I want one so I can eat terrible things and sip cava or champagne. I then want to wave to Jeeves's contemporary alter ego, Leeves, in order to gently remind him to record my favorite television shows on the walk-in closet television set and rake the zen garden before he orders my lunch.
I wanna take that it dunk it in some spinach dip.
Re: Eating on Toilet
SOMETIMES YOU DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO!
"37 former mistresses"
THAT. Jezebel + Science writing....no.
Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society does mostly reviews and not so much research (in the sense of stats and such). I would probably pay more attention if the article came from Behaviors, APS, Personality and Individual Differences..etc.
I have a social media contract for my workplace as well. The whole "employers stay out of my personal life" doesn't resonate well with me especially depending on your line of work. It would suck to know that your local police chief is a staunch racist or that your kids' teacher makes fun of physically impaired…
Awww...widdle guy tryin' to grow a big boy 'stache to prove his masculinity.
You are drunk, Baby Kate!
Maybe that's the point? The courtesy invitation is extended so things won't be all weird the next time you see each other because you're not all "you didn't invite me!". At least that's what my friend did when she wanted a private ceremony but had really annoying relatives and nosy acquaintances...
All of this sounds really fucking annoying and expensive. Why do these things have to be such a pain in the ass to plan and execute financially and mentally? I refuse, absolutely refuse to throw this kind of crap for my friends.
I just want a cheesy blaster.
WOW. Hey there, you look lovely...
Probably...