Too many frills, lace, and fabrics that are in danger of red wine spills here.

Ahahaha. The contraption looks like it will tear her face off. Oh, old timey things.

Brian, I'm wondering what your take on this is. My cousin, American dude, who has been living in Japan the past fifteen years made a comment recently on the cultural attitudes on sex and the declining birthrate: fetishes are the huge cause of decline — perhaps there's a disinterest in heterosexual sex since desires…

"but I think Mike Lee and Ted Cruz are cuter."

Whoa. I've definitely seen an ad for that. I was thinking you meant this:

Yeah! And also, I need to hide the fact that I had a fried fish platter for lunch.

I don't want to see my husband shit in the bathroom. There are limits! And I try to remember to wear black to avoid period stains but hey, stuff happens. God bless my old man for doing the laundry sometimes and seeing that.

No, no. "Kendall & Kyle: Krazy unKontrollable Kids!"

They look like the Uniqlo heart tights I have (and bought last year). Or they could be American Apparel: http://store.americanapparel.net/product/?produ…

How can you not LOL at that? It's like seeing "May not be actual size" on candy ads.

Word. I really, really want to keep my hair long even if it's grey. Because when I really think about it, I don't know of a non-model over 60 who has long grey hair. I also wonder how fashion tastes evolves. I can't imagine myself shopping at a Chico's at 40, 50 or 60...

I know what you mean. I keep everything pretty minimal in NYC and I always dress up, but when I visit my husband's hometown in the rural country? I so do not fit in. Carhart jackets, heavy foundation, hairdos with bump-its or weird asymmetrical cuts, and frosty lip gloss. Going out means pointy high heeled shoes,…

I think we're also so used to the norm that once ladies reach a certain age, they have to dress a certain way, chop their hair and leave the grey in.

The shape is pretty cool I have to admit— triangular?

I still have trouble believing that's real.

My mom and my mother-in-law have both said that it hurts like HELL. I'm just surprised that with technology today, we have to squish boobs like that. I mean, there's gotta be an alternative.

I don't want to entice you or anything but I have a really, really sexy esophagus. Or so I've been told.

Most likely it's an inexperienced manager who was like, I can make a poster!

We were strongly encouraged to wear A&F clothes and, weirdly, told never to wear black or purple. (You’ll never see those colors on Abercrombie clothes.)

That would look really funny as an engagement ring.