I'm not gonna lie but yeah, I want this shit. Maybe because I eat so many damn potatoes.

I like the MeetUp idea.

I'm addicted to the shower gel stuff that Fresh makes. I use sugar lemon — I have pretty sensitive skin (eczema, yo) and it's one of the few things that my skin doesn't react much to.

12 piece All-Clad set I got for FREE!

What app are you using? It happens to me when I use Pandora (but in my car via bluetooth).

I got really pissed off at my husband because he didn't reply for hours — I thought something happened to him. No, just stupid iMessage. I had SMS enabled too. It's not consistent — the issues just happen sometimes. I'm trying the suggestions above and seeing if that helps.

Lien was taken to the hospital and released with stitches.

"My book is about mutual respect with your partner"

Guyliner?

GODDAMN IT WOMAN. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. Keep your tongue inside it!

He should make a collage so we can have a better understanding of these requirements. Also, what happens if the sexy boot kind of looks like a cowboy boot? What exactly is a sexy boot?

I imagine Will Ferrell or Chris Kattan saying these things. Those guys = hilarious.

Yo, is it the lighting or something? It looks like someone is wearing the wrong color foundation. Tsk, tsk.

Redacted: I got confused!

Do you even know what my proportions are? Keep your body hating to yourself.

I want to cut it off too!

Does it make me a dick to say that I don't want those proportions because I'm fine with my body and I'm glad she's comfortable in her own skin otherwise she wouldn't have this clothing line?

YEP! So much of this (I mean the book) reads as "What can I do for Joe?", "This is what I did wrong", and not asking if it is reciprocated or if there is respect for her in return.

Awww! Poor guy. Also, pictures please.

[Insert Science News Cycle from Ph.D comics.]