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WUT. I did not know he was on The Office! I'm going home to seek out his episodes. Luther is kind of a silly, pulpy show but I can't not watch. Idris is so handsome and so good!

This is pretty great.

"Idris Elba says he's tried every drug."

Not unpopular! I own both of Avril's first two albums on CD.

I thought her first 2 albums were great. After that, forget about it.

No, because this is how the residents of Pawnee all drink from water fountains:

Does it really bother you that much? I mean, it's irritating, but is it worth the trouble? I would just suck it up and buy some extra candy one night per year.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Yeah, especially since she followed it up with a link to this article and the comment: "Sarcasm: not for everyone" and "#ughsarahholcombe."

He was a friend of mine, we were sophomores. I was truly in love with him, as much as a 15 year old girl even understands "love". I would daydream about him and obsess. I would alter my routes through school so I could "bump into him" accidentally. I would later learn that he was fully aware how badly I crushed on him

It was the new girl at school. Everyone was basically a redneck except for a few of my friends so when she showed up one day in her plaid pants I totally fell for her. She was the manic pixie dream girl before that was a thing. I was obsessed. I would try to sit next to her in all the classes we had together. I would

Ack! I love corgis. One of the ones I know in real life has this insanely adorable tendency to roll over on her back anytime you are not giving her attention. It works remarkably well.

"Automo-bill" is my fave Bey-coined word, I think.

I would pay to see gas station attendant Jay Z attempt to woo Beyonce. Back in the 80s the part of Jay Z would've been played by Eddie Murphy and the part of Beyonce would've been played by Whitney Houston. Greatest Rom Com ever made guys.

Pretty much.

This photo reminds me of the skit where Dave Chappelle plays an over-indulged Puff Daddy. Not that Biebs is Diddy.

I thought it was 50% reenacted Nazi secrets?

Are these his leather jogging pants?

Yeah, that first sentence wasn't passive aggressive at all. If you're gonna call me a brat, just say, "You're a brat" without the "no offense" bullshit. I'm not entitled at all. I already said that I don't really care to make friends with her, so I don't know why you're telling me to make friends in other places when

My reaction to the continued idiocy of the Gorgas can best be expressed in Caroline GIF: