I went to bed last night hoping #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK would be in the top worldwide trends this morning.

"Brought the leather overall/onsie to Fendi, like, six years ago and they said no!" *sigh

I really wish Nora Ephron was still alive.

'Cause you're livin' in Space Fuck City!

Why haven't they asked Dr. Spaceman?

The singlet.....

He wrote the greatest summation of photography ever:

It's pronounced: sex. Ssss- UH-ex

Am I the only one who feels a little weird about everyone posting this stuff on facebook? Like shit, I wasn't there, I have nothing personal or useful to contribute, what does writing "NEVER FORGET" on freaking facebook accomplish? It kind of seems trite, or like patriotic showboating? But I dunno. I recognize…

According to my sister, who got her BFA in fashion design, doing a sheer top with nothing underneath is supposed to be so that the garment isn't interrupted by the lines of another piece of fabric. Basically, when you put an undergarment of some kind underneath, the piece almost becomes more about the undergarment…

Age: 22, aka last April. My mom says I am a late bloomer :-(

(this is Sagegirls' hubby posting, using her screenname, telling about how she took his virginity. Because she thought it'd be funny if I told everyone what she did to me)

Age: 20

Just finished the first season of Luther. I enjoyed it. Although half of the enjoyment was the ability to listen (and look at) Idris Alba.

This is my 93 year old grandma and her 95 year old boyfriend.
My grandma raised me and would do anything for me, sometimes to my owm detriment. I'm her favorite and it has caused my cousins to literally hate me. I never asked to be the favorite but that's just how life turned out. Honestly, I don't think they could…

You guys!

I know how much this sucks! I'm ALWAYS in the exact boat, and it is so frustrating. But, don't text him. Just let him come to you. I know it's patriarchal bullshit, but you've gotta do it, if for no other reason than to show that you expect him to live up to what he said he's going to do (text you when he wants to…

That would be a sweet B&B... I mean it's in Vegas! Get married by Elvis! Honeymoon in Cold War Era Bunker! FUCKING PERFECT!

While Bush and his war criminal republicans deserve all of the vitriol they got/still get, you'll never see sites like these bat an eye when it comes to the 176 Pakistani kids that died as a result of Obama's orders. Nor will you see an actual article even remotely critical of any aggressive action he takes. Let's…

To the author: Asking Asma al-Assad to act like Princess Diana shows a major lack of education on your part about UK politics and history and the history of the middle east. While Princess Diana was alive and acting "like a lady," the UK was actively collaborating with Apartheid South Africa, and called NELSON…

I do not support Assad but why doesn't Michelle Obama get this same scrutiny from Jezebel? Obama has killed loads of people in his time in office. Why are those murders justifiable? Drone bombing children in the Middle East is ok when we do it???