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Absolutely. Also, it is 100% normal for the adult father to openly talk about how he wants to date his adult daughter. Completely made up libtard nonsense to suggest otherwise.

In a perfect world, we wouldn’t be talking about this family at all.

Yeah, I don’t find it that odd either.

But then I’ll have to take my kids to Disneyland instead of Disney World. You can see what a bind that puts me in.

This articles pairs well with the DACA news I’ve just heard. And by “well” I mean “lol fuck everything and everyone that’s caused this entire goddamned situation let’s just sweep Trump and all his loyal supporters into Florida and put a huge inescapable plastic dome around it and wipe our hands of this cancer of a

How on earth were you able to check your archives? Kinja’s search abilities are basically non-existent.

I quite enjoyed Pacific Rim, but I thought the whole wall plot was dumb and wondered how the populace of that world could believe it would be effective. Then the 2016 election happened and all of a sudden it seemed a lot more realistic.

The photo alone gives me a headache.

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Nice story, Chains.

What, do you just expect those pigs to fuck themselves?

I told the guy I wasn’t going to pay for the bloody thing, but he could tell the rubes who voted for him anything he wanted.

Haha. Don’t worry about it. Kinja is totally fine!

This country just gets dumber by the minute. If thing does end up getting built, I hope some future generation is around to tear it the fuck down, like the Berlin Wall.

I hate this shit.

Again, I would like to reiterate that no tears would be shed if this soulless motherfucker were to [redacted].

The devastation they’ve laid to small town America is incalculable. It’s especially heinous that, by paying their employees so little that many of them need food stamps, we’re subsidizing their profit margins.

Walmart is objectively evil and I wouldn’t shop there if the produce gave me head (and something better to eat than produce).

It’s closer to being entertainment news than Big Bang Theory reviews, at least.

Competitors like Wal-Mart have already responded to the discount push, with Bloomberg reporting that the Arkansa-based retail giant has “revamped” its produce display design in addition to lowering prices.