It was so fun, it had her in stitches!

She must have been crazy if she was sewing your girlfriend! Sounds painful for all involved.

contempt of “court”

Can you review the new Merzbow record? Thanks.

At this point, I think I’d take more joy from something over the top serving as his demise. Maybe a meteorite hits him in the head. Or he somehow ties himself to railroad tracks.

Yes, Box of Cotton Swabs. Everything sounds like shit.

I’m a Twitter user by the name of Valondar but long time AV Club commentator known as Douay-Rheims-Challoner, but confusingly also known as Kegg under Kinja, which I’m sure won’t make this any more perplexing. I never thought I’d be featured in an AVC article but here we are.

A priest, a rabbi and a libertarian walk into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve the libertarian but serves the priest and the rabbi. When the libertarian complains, the bartender says, “Free enterprise, asshole!”

Don’t forget his turn as a sort of Medieval knight/Robin Hood-hybrid in Krull!

Surprised the scarce Streisand-Kristofferson album didn’t make it, of which there are only 4 trillion left in existence.

Surprised the scarce Streisand-Kristofferson album didn’t make it, of which there are only 4 trillion left in…

He has already addressed her lack of ethics in covering the cootie epidemic.

Hey Martin, Amanda Hugnkiss had a great op=ed in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune about you!

You could holster a shiv in that mouth all day. No one would notice, or care.

Shkreli, who was convicted earlier this month on three counts of securities fraud and one count of mistakenly thinking he’ll be a popular guy in prison

You know what? I think this guys a jerk.

Blazing Saddles is the funnier movie, but Young Frankenstein is the better movie.

That he was able to “surrender himself” rather than “get beaten to death while fighting for oxygen” pretty much says it all.

I sure as shit am not reading any of the other sites.

How much ya wanna bet the police treat this guy very respectfully and gently and don’t use any unnecessary force on him?

Am I alive? Am I a grey? Did Kinja kill me? Did Gwyneth Paltrow?! So many questions.