I’ll have what you’re having (please)

Cranch, YOU ARE WRONG

Photoshop was in the Bible?

I saw SWANS play a long ass loud music band set of repetitious punishment music. It was not spoiled by the drugs I took.

Elle Fanning?

Nope, but the show paid our punishment. I think the crazy girl who was sewing my crazy girlfriend got $6,000 which is the most you can get in small claims court. (You don’t really get paid for those shows, just $100 for your trouble and airfare)

It definitely would sound more like music than this porridge

I flew out to Chicago to be on the Judge Mathis show once. I was hoping it would be more fun. Although I laughed through the whole taping and got us contempt of court, it still wasn’t very fun. VERDICT: no fun

[laugh snorts]

Well, some of us nerds only visit this website and arts and letters daily, so I guess I’m their target audience for these posts.

Delicious snake oil...

This is a reply

I used my real name. As I am only a little paranoid about ‘them’ coming to get me (I’m hoping this post convinces ‘them’ that my name is Cheeseburger not actually Gabriel)

I’ll edit them for you

Looks like I made it over here.

Never trust a computer cartoon face.

Yeah, I don't like nazis either

Kafka was one of my favorites and I am clearly not in the majority there.

I'm gonna try it. I don't like jumping to contusions

What?