I’m not really interested in seeing an emotionally-fragile teenager work out his daddy issues through violent outbursts... but enough about the NHL, what’s this Evangelion thing?

I hear that Wes Anderson spent the entire last year tweeing it up. The French Dispatch will be his twee-est film yet! Just thinking about it corduroyed my pants!

Not a huge Gaiman guy (the three modes of his I’ve encountered are pretentious, twee, and pretentious and twee), but Kirby Howell-Baptiste is a REALLY inspired choice for Death.

The competition between that discourse and the discourse about the race of the characters is gonna be a hell of a thing.

Are the pronouns for the actors or for the characters? Knowing that Desire was intended to be androgynous in the comic, I’m guessing they’re for the characters? Maybe both?

You’re not wrong, but it’s a distinct improvement over the status quo ante, which was where every action movie was trying to be a joyless Taken retread.

Let’s not forget the contributions from more contemporary writers, like Junot Diaz’s Pulitzer winning, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar WaooOOOooooo! .

Half the runtime will explain Comet’s origin.

It is, we hazard a guess, probably the finest werewolf murder novel ever written by a Nobel Prize winner in Literature, with no disrespect meant to Luigi Pirandello’s seminal Six Characters In Search Of A Silver Bullet To Kill This Goddamned Werewolf.

It’ll never be as good as James Joyce’s A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Wolfman.

So at the end does the werewolf eat the woman who just gave birth or does he keep her around for the breast milk?

Beast of Eatin’

Of Mice and Moon

“And so we beat on, teenagers against the robot zombies, borne back ceaselessly into the steampunk wizard school”

-Lon Joad

Personally, I’m just waiting for Fitzgerald’s robot zombie YA series to finally see the light of day.

“Did they make you mad, son, is that why you ate them?"

I’ll be all around in the dark - I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there’s people to eat, I’ll be there.

The Justice League is the Magnificent Ambersons of 21st century DCEU films featuring the Justice League.

Army of the Dead is the Citizen Kane of Las Vegas zombie apocalypse action extravaganzas.