I always think of MST3K.

craig already tucked and rolled into the knives out series he’s good for another decade at least.

Speaking of the cutting room floor: the AV Club!

Good a time as any for the Best Meme Ever.

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

The number of times in a single article where he essentially has to say that someone is just remembering an interaction wrong is (not) astonishing. Sounds like a clear case of someone shocked they are meeting so many assholes all day long.

People laugh about that, but there was the time he covered himself with bones strapped to his costume with mummy wrappings to fight ghosts. And it worked.

Rest up buddy, we’ll find whom it was.

Liking the approach they’re going with here, with Marc already deep in his Steve Grant persona and that’s how we’re introduced to him.

“any of the endless ‘basically the Death Star’ threats”

Good thing Disney didn’t bring that dumb concept back, huh!

Yeah people love Thrawn Trilogy and KOTOR.  Those were good.  Everything else?  Ehhhhhhhh ran the gambit from decent to embarrassing. 

If the movie is reviving old favourites from the 2000s, it should definitely bring back fan favourite Big Pillar Of Light In The Sky for a cameo.

Does it end with an exhausting long, unfulfilling fight scene with questionable CGI like almost every recent comic book movie? Somehow I feel like I already know the answer.

I got a chuckle out of it. Would be funnier if it didn’t call out the reference.

It’s solid Sensible Chuckle territory.

I want them to make Egwene the Dragon Reborn so I can watch some nerds spontaneously combust. Also, I like that actress. 

Make it with FemShep, you cowards.

I felt like Rey did that for a lot of star wars fans, in a way. Because I can’t remember A New Hope beat for beat but watching TFA, I felt like I was on another adventure. But this time, it was a young woman on screen, uninterested in romantic entanglements, lonely, and a little lost. That’s powerful stuff. I would’ve…

I yearn for the day when a thing’s audience becomes sophisticated enough to distinguish between “I want more of the thing” and “I want more things that make me feel like the thing made me feel”

Selena Gomez is the new Chevy Chase!