The good news is that, like a fine wine, No Man’s Sky has aged well while sitting in that packaging. It would have just been grape juice if you’d played it on release.

It’s on tonight

They’re walking WITH rhythm, and they WILL attract the worm.

So call Sprectrum and say “I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT! I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF IT!”

He’s not really Immortus until he has that stupid hat.

I’m fairly sure I remember the name of the orc whose head was used to invent golf (Golfimbul, natch), and I know Ungoliant’s name, but not how she died.

Yeah, Precogs not being resurrected is an edict laid down by Moira, and not one that is known by the general mutant population. In this issuesomeone asks Kurt why no precogs have been resurrected and his reponse is an unconvincing (and unconvinced) “there’s a long line...”

I’m #blessed, because I know I used to know what jenkem is, but at some point I forgot. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT JENKEM IS.

I guess Mads Mikkelsen would be a good Mr. Fantastic, because he’s great in everything, but I’ve always thought he’d be a perfect Dr. Doom.

I’ve been waiting for the one where they slip the surly bonds of Earth and drive cars in space for years now. It has to happen eventually, and I need to see Vin Diesel hit the NOS in a moon buggy.

So Godzilla is King of the Monsters in a constitutional monarchy (monst-archy?) where he has actual responsibilities to his subjects?

Her name is Camilla.

We all love Mailbag Cat, the adorable cat who carries a mailbag.

Truly it is the wintr of our disc’tent.

My favorite CYA explanation is that it’s Star Wars Captcha, and it’s literally just making sure you’re not a robot.

Moff Gideon doesn’t get out the teeny tiny baby handcuffs unless he knows he needs them.

Yep. Voting isn’t a marriage, it’s a bus. Get on the bus headed in the direction you want to go and then change buses when you come to one that gets you closer to your destination.

Well, it was a really big krayt dragon.

It’s wild that the Federation has time travel police and that has never been explored more deeply than one gimmick episode of DS9. Maybe they got erased from existence because of some time travel.

So what did everybody think of Lower Decks? I think it’s the best Trek since DS9 and the best first season of a Trek show since either TOS or ever. I’m deeply Internet Outraged that the AV Club didn’t cover it.