They DO move in slimy mats....

Sometimes you just wanna hit square five times, then triangle, then watch 30 dudes fall over dead.

He was the same cop Vanya knocked out first, but she didn’t kill him or knock him completely unconscious so he got up and brained her.

I think you’re right in that the disappointment of meeting his kids (and of losing Grace earlier thanks to Diego’s meddling) will lead him to change up his approach, but I think it will be all new kids except for Ben, the only one he didn’t meet in 1963.

I demand to see the moon’s manager THIS INSTANT.

How can it be a comprehensive list when all the Weyouns are lumped together? I expected this list to be a ranking of which Weyoun was the best Weyoun.

Was her soul absorbed into the giant robot your dad forces you to pilot?

We’re never going to hear CW Flash say that he has the strangest feeling he’s being turned into a puppet, and that’s sad.

Despite all their rage, they’re still just rats in a cage, huh? Right? Is that them? Don’t respond, I don’t actually care.

You’ll have to assemble a group over Facetime or Skype to get high together and watch it. We’re social distancing now, baby!

I assume the only reason Cats isn’t also in this article is because there’s a separate article planned to celebrate the VOD release of Cats.

It’s totally safe to ignore all loot drops in the Witcher 3 and focus on a set of Witcher gear to collect and upgrade, unless you really want to wear a doublet that looks like the Maryland flag.

Convenient article; I’m building a new computer tonight or tomorrow (just waiting on the power supply to arrive today). I haven’t had a new gaming PC since 2013 so I’m looking to play some games that are newish and pretty, so I’ll either be playing Final Fantasy XV or Shadow of the Tomb Raider.

So, should I watch I, Claudius? It looks like they’re all on Youtube, and maybe also on real streaming services.

I want Mads Mikkelsen as Doctor Doom, and I don’t care that he was already an MCU villain. Then they should age everybody else up to appropriately match Mads Mikkelsen, and make Johnny Sue’s son from a previous marriage instead of her brother, because nobody wants to see a guy in his 50s playing pranks on Ben Grimm.

Depends. Was this relative sober both times?

And Kenan Thompson.

This is kind of a reverse Spinal Tap, in that they should go to 10, then to 11, not just make 10 bigger.

Harbinger originally looked like this:

Public Enemies would be fun; I’m hoping they do a big crossover version of Tower of Babel, where Kate makes a bunch of plans to dismantle the other superheroes just in case and someone steals them.