Thats why you gotta keep em offshore

And thank you Lego for the sheer amount of weird awesome this time around...

Will the Goonies level include the Giant Squid?

In my opinion, the triangle fold is great for dumplings you plan on pan frying because the increase in flat surface area really helps you to get a good, crusty bottom.

I’m sorry, but your choice condemns you to eating flavorless hunks of protein. Come over to the light and have a skin-on, bone-in thigh!

Everyone knows that the only way to play Smash Brothers is Fox only, no items, Final Destination. That’s the only way it was ever intended to be played.

I’m having flashbacks here...

This looks like it really should have been a Wario Ware game

Holy crap, his Tumblr and website are amazing! Thanks for sharing.

But you can’t play after the 15th time, am I understanding this? Is there no replay value?

But you can’t play after the 15th time, am I understanding this? Is there no replay value?

Thanks! Been eyeing this set but was holding off on paying the full price for them.

Thanks! Been eyeing this set but was holding off on paying the full price for them.

Lifehacking!

HULK ENJOY A GOOD MARDI GRAS.

I’ll take a Shovel Knight cabinet please.

You don’t think the parents are already doing the best they can? You think what I need when my three kids are screaming is a stranger to step in and start berating me?

Fuck. Those. Eagles.

Brace yourselves. Haters gonna say it’s bougie nachos.

Cheese and potato crisp enthusiasts gonna say that this works really well with Kettle brand chips.

HOW WAS EVERYONE’S HALLOWEEN

Hey, it could be worse. They could have called it the sWIItch.

Good ole Nintendo, they never learned after releasing the Nintendo Cuck in 1994...

  VADER     What is it, General?              VEERS     My lord, the fleet has moves out      of light-speed.  Com-Scan has      detected an energy field protecting      an area around the sixth planet of      the Hoth system.  The field is      strong enough to deflect any      bombardment.              VADER        …