Microtransactions? Really? In a $75 game with $10-15 characters. A game directed towards children no less.

..but you could make TWO CAKES and then pretend to be a 1990s DJ.

WIKKI WIKKI WIK fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-frrrrrost it (and then a recorded crowd noise plays)

Think this one through, Carrie.

Just think of all the baking soda she could buy when she’s making $60 an hour on her laptop!!!!!!!

Yea, could run for hours and be happy.

I’m glad I kept my original “Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark” trilogy with the Stephen Gammell nightmare-fuel ink art to share with my son. More recent editions apparently don’t have his illustrations anymore. 😔

Hope this helps

Picked up the Catit Food Tree for mine. Took her two days to figure it out. She isn’t the brightest but she is adorable.

Oceanhorn 2: Skyward Horn

Wah tha fock ah wanna cairvan’s ga nuh fookin’ wales?

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

That's because I'm editor in chief for The Cuck...

Everyone always says Nintendo’s failing is a lack of 3rd party support... but I can’t think of any 3rd party games I’d want to play on my WiiU..... only 1st and 2nd party ones.

For the first question there is a ted talk about something very similar to what you are asking. It explains the differences between male and female sexuality.

I want to know more! How do I get started?

I really like rules 1/5. Those are important, especially the I’ll get to that. But if you weren’t going to get to it, it does offer places that you need to elaborate more.

Old man yells at cloud...based gaming.

YESSS MORE BOJACK!!!