There’s no shortage of women’sor people of color who are capable of telling stories.

How can you say they did their due diligence if they totally misreported the story?

Gee, it’s almost like issues of racism/sexism and whether or not Toy Story needs another sequel are two totally different issues in terms of both scale and importance, and to compare them would make a person look quite stupid.

She’s written and produced multiple tv episodes, series, and movies. This would be a step up for her, but not a leap.

I think you may be giving short shrift to Michael Schur’s other currently-running sitcom, Brooklyn Nine Nine, which is every bit as good as this, albeit in a completely different way.

Hooray! Let us celebrate by vomiting money.

Everyone know you don’t use a tennis racket for mashed potatoes. You use it for making spaghetti.

I can’t imagine a racquet is all that efficient at mashing potatoes, but it doesn’t seem like this joint was managed by reasonable people.

There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life?

> Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

That reminds me, I watched that Joan Didion documentary directed by Griffin Dunne (her nephew) last weekend, and there’s a short segment with Harrison Ford in which the chyron under his name identifies him as an “actor/carpenter”. It made me chuckle. Apparently the Didions hired him to do some carpentry work, and Joan…

Glad Ford was there, else the person may have been stuck for six days, seven nights.

Well, an eyewitness, upon seeing Ford drive up to the scene, did question whether he came in that piece of junk.

I’m always telling people this, but having known a lot of people who worked in LA restaurants, it’s rare to find one who doesn’t have a story about Harrison Ford being their favorite customer: tipping generously, shooting the shit when they have downtime, just being an overall mensch. I kind of love the fact that he’s…

They are acting very professionally.

Which is exactly what they should be doing in this situation.

“Go ahead and fire me because I wanted to quit anyways”

I gotta admit, the only way I know her is from the Della Reeses’ Pieces skit from In Living Color.

They may have been referring to my Led Zeppelin tribute band, whose only show did not go well. Partially because we didn’t, as such, “know the words to” any Zeppelin songs.

I 100% on pretty much every single celebrity that isn’t Lena Dunham.

Vintage Dunham story ... says something publicly, it lands like a led balloon, follow with apology.