Any time Sonny’s penis is not on screen, people should be asking themselves, “Where’s Sonny’s penis?”

Gene Simmons at the FOX news entrance

Jermaine, stop teasing.

Tito, get me some tissue.

Jaws.

While I can’t help feeling some small admiration for a guy who manages to get himself banned from the Fox building, nevertheless, what an asshole.

I would add The Godfather to this list. Mario Puzo’s book is great and all but 1) the movie is a masterpiece and 2) at least the movie knew better to cut the whole subplot about Sonny’s huge dick.

Of course he’s wealthy and powerful! A poor man could never afford a wig of fine steel wool!

Cut them some slack. Not many people realize that Die Hard was an adaptation of Wuthering Heights.

The only one I can really think of is The Shawshank Redemption. The book is alright, but it’s really cut and dry. The movie had so much more... heart, I guess?

Rather than feeling boobs, it’s about humiliating and traumatizing in a particularly demeaning way and othering her from the “cool kids” since he obviously got other people involved in it.

Lt. Governors are never able to do anything, except be ready when the governor dies.

Says you don’t want to belittle the story, and then you just go ahead and do that. Look at the context? Okay. He kissed her without her permission. He later took a picture where he pantomimed groping her while she was asleep. As a “joke”.

Fuck. Off.

I actually feel we’re overdue for people taking a shot at their own Star Trek-esque shows. Everyone’s been trying to make their Star Wars and Lord of the Rings for decades and because of that we’ve gotten a ton of Space Opera and Fantasy (a lot bad. Some really good). However, Star Trek’s kind of held a monopoly on…

Am I the only one who, just in hearing about this shit, was like, “Is this the most useless movie ever made? Who the fuck cares about outtakes of from a mediocre movie from ‘99 that show the lead being a dickhead?”

It’s pretty funny to see people rage over “think-pieces”, the hobby of worldwide civilization since the invention of civilization. Like some of the earliest known examples of a lot of truly ancient languages boil down to a tablet where some writer’s like, “you know how people are always planting crops next to the road…

I really like Stranger Things but I definitely noticed this. While Eleven may be a major character and have a lot of solo screen time, her entire story is basically about how she affects Hopper or the boys. Like even her time trying to figure her backstory revolves around getting back to Hopper and the boys

It’s almost like . . . there aren’t enough of them . . .

I’m on the fence (pun NOT intended) about this. I feel like most romances sort of ruin the story line, especially if they’re not done well. It would have been nice to have those scenes but if it doesn’t really serve the plot line, I don’t see it being necessary. Hell, I’m irritated by most of the romances in movies…