I’m always torn by this stuff.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Whether a visual presentation or a traditional written essay, one typically has an indication of how long it’s going to be (clock in the former, and scroll bar in the latter - or pages if you’re really old school). It does this commendable innovation no favors by not having any such indication.

My phone ringer has never been on. I don’t understand people who leave all these bells and whistles activated. Whenever an old person at my office sends an email, it sounds like a rocket launching into space. I forgot that is setup by default until I was jarred awake in a meeting the other day. CRAZY.

I think it is you who are new around here. Gawker Media hasn’t existed for nearly 18 months. This is Gizmodo Media Group (GMG for short).

And politicizing drunk driving for any reason other than stopping drunk driving is a shitty move, and you should probably be ashamed of yourself for being a terrible asshole.

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We’re dealing with the same people who turned “Merry Christmas” into a form of “Fuck you”. We’re doomed.

As a former Whalers season ticket holder and someone who has their tickets to the playoff games that never were (after we lost that ‘92 post-season opener) framed in his office, I will just politely say:

...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops

Toucher & Rich?

The actual bloopers from what the diner sketch is based on are incredible

hey cool, Veronica Mars’ Dad is Versace

No, officers shooting unarmed people to death is the reason officers get a bad rep today in our country.

This is not “ONE case”. This is another point in an all-too-familiar pattern. This is an epidemic.

Rapebulicans

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

First: Fuck. Ew. God no. This is awful, and I’m extremely disappointed with and disgusted by Franken.

Are you guys not allowed to post the picture from the KABC article or something? It feels incredibly relevant to the topic at hand, much more so than Franken flashing some shin in an interview.