Jason Isbell has now accidentally created an army of assholes who all misinterpret the line “everybody clapping on the 1 and the 3" to be an encouragement and not an obvious signifier of a dumb audience. Between that and the non-ironic raising of the beer glasses to toast “I sobered up and swore off that stuff,…

Beyond the fact that this guy totally deserves to get shit on for his behavior and general personality, this article and comment section also serves as a lesson to other aspiring (inspiring?) windbags of what not to do. We can’t publicly shame all of them, but hopefully we can pre-shame enough of them that the world…

No, they just calmly and assuredly voted for the dumbest and most openly corrupt presidential candidate in history out of spite. That’s so much better.

It’s not the general noise of a golf crowd that bothers me, it’s the hackiness of the noise.

And the rumor going around the graduation ceremony the next day was that when the paramedics got there, you could still hear Free Bird playing on the stereo. (You see it’s a very long song)

Not on Sunday he wasn’t

Could have happily lived my life without ever having to hear that song again.

I can’t believe that’s what hockey looked like on TV 15 years ago.

I’m not sure they wanted the audience to know about this. They didn’t really parody it, they just reenacted it. How many sketches are secretly just re-creations of videos the writers saw on the internet?

I’d be careful about that one, too. I love Mulaney, but if he really was blackout drunk for most of his early 20s like he says, some allegations coming out soon wouldn’t be shocking.

Or he can write a blog post about it, for this blog, where it is his job to create content.

My biggest is any scene where someone is dropping someone off back at their house after a date or something. Once the person being dropped off gets out, the driver ALWAYS starts the car and drives away. Why the hell did they shut the engine off in the first place? Who does that? Do they think we need to see the car…

And why was it necessary for Winter to show the kid snuff films? Did Ivy know about that part of the plan? That’s probably one of those things this show does in early episodes just to be twisted and creepy that never gets revisited or acknowledged once the actual story gets going.

Between this story and yesterday’s about how In and Out Burger is just okay, Deadspin is turning into an all Doughboys blog.

Sam Rosen is also the play-by-play guy for the Rangers and this preseason he had to ask Joe Micheletti, his color commentator, why there were only 3 guys on each team on the ice at the start of over time. 3 on 3 over time has been around since the 15-16 season.

The poor, oppressed NRA. And if this man’s behavior is your defense against the stereotypes of the NRA, just because he didn’t shoot anyone, you should reconsider who you’re defending.

oh ok

Or blaming a black president for horrible race relations because he didn’t immediately forgive white people for everything.

That’s what radar guns look like now? Where’s the fun in that? If you can’t pretend it’s a real gun, then what’s the point?

You forgot Tage.