Fuck you

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

^^ Want to bet they’re not permitted to point out someone might be concussed?

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

Add to the list: people just hanging up the phone without saying “bye” or anything.

And why was it necessary for Winter to make Oz watch the murders across the street? Wouldn’t a second witness just make Ally’s claims of murderous clowns seem *less* crazy? And why was it necessary to have Oz be the one to discover the video of Ally and Winter in the bathtub? And why did Ivy agree to hanging an almost…

He’s obviously a great impressionist, but a) he did Trump in the 2015-16 season, and b) his Trump doesn’t really line up with the version we’ve seen the past couple years any better than Baldwin’s.

more importantly—is there a jackie chan cut of botched stunts/blooper reel at the end of the movie?

There can be issues, but if everyone around you is sitting, sit your ass down.

Why are so many sites moving towards having more video. Why not just transcribe the interview like the AV Club usually does? Do people want this? Am I in the minority for wanting to read rather than watch? Am I the only one who would never watch a video clip? Anyway, boo.

Who the fuck keeps a bucket of ice on the dinner table. Are you Bruce fucking Wayne?

Because the players kneeling are right and these guys just hate black people who don’t want to be murdered?

“Hockey is boring, so you should watch a sport where most games end 1-0 or 0-0" is a tenuous argument.

He doesn’t get enough credit for being a skills guy - he can spear a guy in the nuts while diving.

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin