I have often thought to myself, “What could we do to make a Ferrari even more flammable?”

My one work friend just told me her husband has top military clearance and not to believe anything the gov’ment says about the vaccine being safe OR the number of Covid deaths. He knows all their lies. I do believe her husband is in the military and I do believe he has some high up job. But I… just…. Ugh. I’m in a new…

Is the answer “When the private equity idiots who run your website now are inexplicably convinced that following the 2010 BuzzFeed model is your path to success”?

Fortunately, I am English and was privately educated. This has had the immense benefit of making me utterly repressed, such that I would never consider touching someone with whom I am not intimate. Nor do I desire others to touch me. Ever. Problem solved!

Why is the explainer only for old *white* men?  I don’t want Bill Cosby touching me anywhere either, thankyouverymuch.

Cripes. Any excuse for another fucking slideshow.

An excellent list. Now, would you like the list of when it is appropriate to use a slideshow?

“If God wants me to do it I will.”

Every time I get a little tingle of feeling ‘bad’ or empathetic for Cameron Bure when she’s getting shit on for completely innocuous things, I remember her brother is Kirk Cameron...who is among the most batshit and loud about it Christian celebs. While she’s more palatable to the mainstream than he is, I get the…

Well, you can just rock me to sleep tonight. 😒

Take solace in the fact that your spelling, diction, grammar, and punctuation are far superior to the kids who can thumb-type faster than you. You can also feel complete despair at knowing the younger generation is terrible at the English language.

The Discovery Zone that was so fucked up they shut down every Discovery Zone

I’m just glad every other manufacturer doesn’t have fires 

Man, fuck Bill Cosby and fuck everyone who goes to see his fake-ass sage old man schtick.

The “social science IQ” shit is so weird to me, because they always offer up their belief that Asians are smarter and better than them, just so they can excuse saying Black people are inferior.

I remember watching that as well. Not being Roman Catholic, it hit me differently—I was like “huh, what’s that about.” It was only later I realized what a big deal it was.

What often gets glossed over is that her experience is a very Irish one. We’re a similar age and our upbringings were full of the same cloying religiosity and stark hypocrisy that passed for “normal” back then.

And I will always, ALWAYS have such respect for Kris Kristofferson for supporting and comforting her after she was booed at the Dylan tribute.

AHHHHH I CAN REPLY!

I have heard—I understand this is a perhaps unfair generalization—that Germans are fixated on excrement. Didn’t Martin Luther write about—crapping on the Devil? Or something like that? I could be entirely wrong.