I’ve started to have some real strong opinions about room decor that are pretty rich coming from a guy who has three rooms in his apartment, decorated as “Bare white walls with minimal furniture,” “White walls with nothing on them and just a bed,” and “bathroom.” If one good thing has come from this, though, I’ve…

Goshdarnit!

I’m sorry.

I assume Frances McDormand will play her in the movie version.

Bitey Dogs sounds more savory. Like bite sized corn dogs or something.

So he can pass off his intentional racism as innocent ignorance.

Can I ask... Why were these cakes in a storage unit? Is this like a “U-Stor-It” kind of place? Doesn’t Little Debbie (/Hostess) have, like, climate-controlled warehouses for this sort of thing? With armed guards and bitey dogs?

Herpes?

This is just gaudy and tacky if you ask me. Nothing about this says “class” or “sophistication”. Including the wine fridge, watches, and pens makes it feel like this is trying way too hard. I like the idea of a boat tail design, but if you ask me, Mercedes did it better.

Nothing leaves the internet. They tried with “Kitty is a very bad mystic” and they tried hard, but ultimately gave up and it still lives on...

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Really. A nicer guy wouldn’t do this shit.

So I guess it was a little bit like Romeo & Juliet.

The guy responsible for that is a total jagoff.

If that looks like a penis, I've been dating the wrong guys! Lol!

But given that she also believes that Jews are targeting America with space lasers, why does she see Israel as an ally? Does she think there are two warring factions of Jews, and the Israel Jews are her allies against the Laser Jews?

Oh man, its sad to see how Victoria Jackson ended up!

As a not famous person, I avoid everything from high school and college too. I feel no need to relive the “glory days” as I really like my life now. 

I think the point is that we’re all an asshole to someone. None of us are perfect. There’s just something about all of us. 

(he is still a white man, and we are quite literally the worst)