Someone where I live has one wrapped up in bright NY taxi yellow. It looks like a massive block of cheese...

These futuristic fashions moved me so deeply I was forced to make an emergency appointment with my Astroenterologist.

A hero will rise, weak in the knees from heavy masturbation, filled with resolve and low in blood sugar.

Well I guess I can’t go to Korea cause I’m ugly as all hell. 

I hope the cops beat him up a little too though.

My preference would be for him to be locked up in solitary confinement until his court date, or at least, no social media because the lack of attention would kill him.

And if we don’t get a perp walk, they’ll spin a conspiracy theory because don’t you think it’s suspicious that we never actually saw them arresting Trump?

Fuck all that shit, perp walk 100%.  Shame this man.  

I don’t particularly want to eat the food at a lunch counter that doesn’t want to serve me, but every space we concede to the assholes becomes a place from which they take more.

Tesla’s new rating from Moody’s is Baa3

Funny, I dreamed of meters.

nasty calluses that would take a cheese grater to grind off.

As a (former, haven’t done it in years) Massage Therapist I can tell you without qualification that people who habitually wear sandals (usually flip-flops) have the grossest feet!

I don’t doubt that the conservative hate of AOC is because she’s getting under their skin and they can’t date or fuck her into submission.

A cyclist, or at least probably someone who likes driving with his windows open.

Yeah, imagine if being near someone who was in a crash could cause you to involuntarily crash your own car. And there were simple, cheap things you could do to prevent car crashes almost entirely.

I’m not going to dispute what you said (you’re probably spot-on correct.) My main point is simply that while a corner of Tiktok, and a few blogs and influencers may dump on him, this guy’s rhetoric is common and ubiquitous enough that I don’t even think I’d call it a “hot take”.

I think it’ll probably be “detrimental” to his dating life, because he won’t necessarily get the benefit of a blank slate, and surely some women who would have been attracted to him and willing to give him a chance probably won’t anymore. I also think if he actually tries to maintain these sorts of attitudes in an…

This all seems too complex and self-aware for Trump mid-rant. I suspect his mental response was more like “Did someone let a black person in?”

SLIDESHOW BAD