I’m very sorry for your loss :(

I have been ugly crying and I certainly don't look like Angelina Jolie.

Thank you for putting into words exactly what creeps me out about the service at Chick Fil A. It’s TOO good.

Yeah, there are a shitload of people who will still pick Chick Fil A over Popeyes just because of the service. I’ve never gotten good service at Popeyes. It’s invariably slow and surly. I’ll gladly deal with crap service from time to time for their delicious red beans and rice though.

Problem is, the service at Chick Fil A comes with instructions for all employees to be creepily, over-performatively nice, like you’re at the house of a midwestern Mormon family whose beloved matriarch you ran over with your car 2 weeks ago.

Because parents.

The Story of Everest is so perfect 

I still sometimes forget that Rod Stewart *isn’t* married to Rachel Hunter. I guess I only think about Rod Stewart every once in a wife. 

“Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to put Sean Spicer on Dancing With the Stars?”

I am four foot seven inches.

I felt like he was implying that he thought they’d be ...ugly? Because they were small?

Did they pop out and hand him a panera gift card? Why would he say that?!

People know that’s a prop and none of the characters are actually real... right?

I don’t buy it. For this to be true Trump would have to come up with something so absurd that he could use as a pretext to force some kind of statement out of Denmark that he can use to back out of meeting he didn’t want to go to for a totally unrelated reason? He’s just not that smart. There’s no 4d chess here. This…

I’m wondering this as well. Like, is it just orange in color, or flavor. Cause orange flavored on fish (including salmon) is a no for me.

Then again upon looking at their menu they have a lime caper sauce on salmon. That’s disgusting. 

Seriously y’all have to check out this menu, I actually went back to it because I couldn’t shake how irritated I was the first time. The food is from 1996, the formatting is bad (and I’m looking at it on a desktop!), the spelling is Dan Quale-tier embarrassing, the pricing was set by a lunatic, and the kerning is…

...orange cream sauce? On fish?

So it’s like sweet *and* dairy on seafood?

It’s not listed on SUR’s online menu, but if their kitchen is as incompetent as their CSS I’d believe the poisoning story. 

Why would anyone order anything with orange cream sauce .... 

I think the idea is you aim the air nozzle carefully and use its jet propulsive properties.