I heard they were actually golden tickets and they got you into this wondrous land where candy grows from trees and rivers run with chocolate!

Gladly.

And then one time he says “If you rake forests, forest fires are finished.” then the next time it’s “Raking forests is why the Finnish never have forest fires.” then the next it’s “I was talking to the President of Finland - great leader, they love me in Finland - and he told me that they don’t have forest fires…

There’s something awfully ironic about someone with the last name Cuccinelli being against something that welcomes immigrants at Ellis Island.

I hope his nona rises from the grave and beats his idiot ass with a wooden spoon.

Good comment/username synergy.

Eww. The only Pedophile Island should be a barren one where we maroon all the pedophiles.

Notice how Ron Reagan has had fuck-all to say about this right out the gate?

Narrow tunnels help make evacuation easier.

That sounds more like an Atlantic City idea.

It’s a 0.8 mile ride in a car with 14 other people. Who would have sex in--oh, Vegas.

“Our Great Military”

“Patti Davis, the daughter of Ronald Reagan, wants you to know that her dad called black people “monkeys” but he was not racist, okay?”

Every Thanksgiving I’ve ever been to has decorated the table with dishes of edible food. No one has ever considered giving up a third of the table to that Hobby Lobby abomination.

Pfft. They're not getting rescue dogs. This is totally purebred. 

My first thought exactly. Whoever can forget this monstrosity?

In a few weeks I suspect Ivanka will be wearing a coat with a beautiful fur collar.

1. That is a cute dog.

A Fox!!!! You kill me!!!

It really looks like a fox.