I feel sticky just looking at that picture

In literally any other election she’d be relegated to a weather-beaten EZ-Up canopy with a stack of books and a sharpie with a “$20, $45 w/signature” sign outside the debate venue. But, here we are!

What, like you can afford a full evening of drinks in this establishment?

90% of people who have had “2 drinks” have had more than 2 drinks.

If justice is served, she now also has No Rugrats.

Sadly, that’s easy. When she’s contemplating the utter wreckage of her miserable, pathetic life (and I know that it’s miserable because there’s no way she can hold down a real job looking like that), she needs someone to look down on. Some way to validate her shitty existence. Something she can cling to in the midst…

She is, as I said, a great performer, so sure - for those who need to add a bit of evangelical style oomph to their presentation. But the "top 5" have their own brand of charisma and are already effective communicators.

No, I don’t think it’s a secret.

I mean, it’s for kids, so I don’t expect to get it. If it wasn’t her, it’d be someone or something else equally inscrutable to the adult mind. Which is probably how it’s supposed to work.

That pressure is really the only thing that bothers me. If your aesthetic is sparkles, hearts, unicorns and rainbows, then hell yeah, do your thing! Spending money on this is honestly no worse than spending money on Star Wars figures or dinosaur toys or Pokemon cards or anything else kids that age like, and only…

he follows his sister’s advice and visits a therapist who encourages him to replace the alcohol abuse with sex

Any minor asshole that parks his car comes to drive it again

Massholes?

Just about everybody, unfortunately.

Who doesn’t stop and call the police for her???

Androids age when you don’t regularly defrag their hard drives and run windows disk cleanup.  

1) It’s possible to exposit without wasting time.

That trailer was a rocket ride to Awesometown, Population: My boner.

Shame about him. Really enjoyed “Summer of ‘69".

Canadians are really the worst, aren’t they?