How about naming the holes, for a start, 

Human holes!

oh the hupersonity!

I’m trying to find the ugly you speak of, and all I’m finding is the beautiful love child of a LeMans racer and an F22 Raptor.

Material quality, fitment, and finish all look like they are exactly where they need to be. It’s the shapes I hate. There’s too much visual drag from the DRLs and air intakes, they have shut-lines being violated by aero bits instead of traced by them (pet peeve of mine), and the lower rocker area is overly busy…

Can’t wait to sit in one and cry cause my budget is under $6,000

“This is how my armpits smell.”

Why did you post a photo of Barney Rubble showing off his new staple puller?

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”

A ton of Americans is between 6 to 12 people, so tons is a doable number.

Let your heart decide

Mama 2: Momo mama

Sometimes the writers here come off as living in a bubble. 

Don’t tell president pee-pee tape what he can’t do! He’s a big boy now! 

Nothing, unfortunately! There’s no way to train people not to be gross, dehumanizing assholes. We just have to wait for them to die. It’s really a bummer. 

Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.

I’ve seen demonic portals in video games and movies that looked less hellish than those eyes.

Is there a GoFundMe or Kickstarter to pay her to stay off TV?

Oh boy, a venue for more stupid, thick-skulled accusations aimed at innocents. Maybe she’ll harass another person into suicide?