Really? I thought DMB was stereotypical “basic girl” music.

USA! USA! USA!

Look at you, with your “empirical facts” and “evidence based” comments. What are you, a communist?

Came here to say the same thing, but a guy on twitter said it better: he sounds like a 2nd grader telling you about the pillow fort he’s building

Their uniforms are light blue, they can blend in with the sky!!!!

The problem with your “foundation” Two Scoops, is not what percentage of money you “gave away,” the question is who you gave the money to, pretty much yourself and your dimwit children. 

And yet there was a time, not very long ago, where it was the Obama administration that was supposed to have all the brown shirts and jack booted thugs. Man, what a quaint bit of insanity that was.

If he’s got some Shermans, why does he need fireworks and bands?

Huh?

The only way donald trump could make America great again would be by dying.

But we’re America. We don’t do that shit. We drink Budweiser, grill bratwurst, and watch fireworks. Or shoot off some of the illicit kind while the cops sort of look the other way. No fucking tanks. 

I can’t wait to hear how Kim and her asshole are the victim in this. Again...

Chris Pratts Pale Ass.

Are we really trying to argue who’s the smarter of the two adult trump sons?

Get his autograph next time!

To win it all she might need to make it not classy just once. Face to face with that pathetic excuse of a human, I feel like she is the best bet to just humiliate trump in debate and then we can watch him lose to a minority woman, followed by him being arrested for like 57 felonies. Not likely but it would make all…

It’s such a stupid choice.

This is why voting is important. Republicans get this no matter who the nominee is they vote. If u didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016 u don’t get to fucking complain about any Supreme Court rulings.

I know many people scroll quickly past the Twitter-barf section of this blog. But one has to see this three-parter as contiguous sentences in order to appreciate its true batshit majesty: