It is sometimes better to ask for forgiveness than permission, and it’s my understanding that some embassies have taken just that position.

Fuck Trump.

Yeah, my day job is in the legal system and I get daily proof that there’s nothing a lot of powerful old men like more than having a horde of beautiful young eager to please women bustling about them at their beck and call. 

Cruelty is the point. It’s what Trumpism is about.

“many historians do not deny that”

ohhhhhh, that’s where Trump gets “many people are saying.” 

I prefer to think that if I had the resources to buy/maintain a Veyron that I wouldn’t be so put out by a minor accident that I’d want to put a 61 year-old woman in fear of imminent physical harm.

Nothing involving Alabama and bigots surprises me anymore.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

What’s his Grindr handle? 

Jesus take  Tweel

I had such an unnecessary fear of abandoned refrigerators as a kid.

GAH! What the hell is up with that kid face stuck to the carpet?? Jesus CHRIST!

What’s really weird is the whole story of how Punky came to live with Henry Warnimont. Her mom abandoned her at a mall and of course it just makes sense to let the single old male photographer with poor social skills take in a young girl. What could possibly go wrong? They took the first three minutes of a Law &…

Agreed. Every adult in that family horrifies me but kids should be protected from this shit. 

Different lady, same outfit: “I’m fixin to cut a bitch.”

Fergie wants to go back to being Stacy Ann Ferguson, since names, like marriages, don’t always last forever.

I loved this show so much.

Is that baby Fergie? Adorable 

Nobody:

Tour de France meets Le Mans: depleted batteries are hooked up to stationary bicycle generators. Can your team pedal hard enough until it’s time for another pit stop?