And that’s why the lady is a Trump.

People who use comic sans over the age of 7 should be placed on an island to protect the general population.

Comic Sans?

Weird fact: babies don’t have kneecaps

There’s a far more important reason to get larger pizza and that is that it has a higher ratio of good stuff (dough+sauce+cheese+toppings) to boring stuff (just the crust). For a given pizza restaurant, crust size never changes, even as pizza size does.

I can’t “save for later” unless I order something gigantic and party-sized. Ordering a pizza means I will eat until I am uncomfortably full and maybe the whole pizza is gone, so it’s personal-sized for me (or no pizza). :(

Make sure if buy a large, you can spot yourself. Small might save you from other things more important then money

I like her too, but see my other post. She is dangerous for the strategies we need right now to rid ourselves of this scourge, Trump.

This will no doubt get buried in the greys, but I need to be the grown up in the room and say it. Jezebel and Splinter are going to cause us to lose in 2020.

“He decided as a child that he wanted to be wealthy after watching the post-apocalyptic movie Soylent Green, where the sole rich character dines on steak instead of liquified people. “I decided then and there I wanted to be the person who ate steak,” he said.”

I find that, for some weird reason I can’t put my finger on, bars and restaurants run by women seem to be better places to work. And drink/eat/hang out.

Coffee Shop was the kind of place where seats in the front of the restaurant were permanently reserved for whatever celebrity might stumble in.

“Nothing is more precious to any of us than the heartbeat.”

I mean, they’re young and flexible and don’t need three damn weeks to recover from muscle pulls, they think all this fancy hoo-ha is fun or whatever, go ahead girls, knock yourselves out while you can still think of sex, to quote Bill Bryson, as something other than a welcome excuse to lie down.

Benches would seem to increase the risk of sex injury. 

See, for me, “sex” and “bench” don’t go together. My personal menu is “big, comfortable bed with good mattress” or “get the hell away from me.”

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Depressingly plausible.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

a tool of chads might fit better.