look out, there’s a herd of chads!  be careful!

men, what’s the deal with your obsession with your calves? here’s some important inside information - women don’t care about your calves. i’ve never had a friend say, “wow - get a look at that guy’s great calves!”

How do these people explain all the unattractive people in happy relationships? 

I sometimes wonder if it would be worth examining how incels become what they are, how society at large should deal with them, and how we even discuss them in feminist circles.

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

She's checking in on her parents to see how their money is doing. Duh!

“...she for sure wants people to think she is interested in her education.”

We'll get the milkshakes ready. 

It’s entirely about money. Statistically, PG-13 films make a lot more money than R films. Most likely because younger people can more easily access them which greatly increases potential audience pool. I don’t think they are even considering the context of the film itself and whether younger audiences would actually…

I feel like you're badly overestimating the amount of control he had at that point

The pit lane has been a disaster today, and now Rossi’s going mad out on track.  Never seen an Indycar driver flipping off another driver at 220+ mph.

Cats are the only thing I’m allergic to, but I loathe the fetid creatures so that does not bother me in the slightest. Unless I come into contact with someone who has been cavorting with said fetid creatures and I don’t have my antihistamines on me. Then I’m a very big bit bothered.

I’m guessing you’ve already heard about the coriander-soap thing being genetic. My father has such a violent reaction to it that he can’t be anywhere near it. I use so much of it that I have it growing constantly which means my dad can’t set foot in my garden without complaining about the “bloody kuzbara”.

Honestly, I hate when they use this kind of a thing an as example. Of course it is horrific, but it is no more valid than a twentysomething person who wants an abortion so they can finish school. Or a thirtysomething person who doesn’t want another baby. There is no "excuse" needed. A person got pregnant and wants an…

Next time you have a hankering for grilled cheese, try it with some roast broccoli (with a liberal helping of fresh thyme, garlic and cracked pepper, and maybe some chilli flakes if that’s your thing) and a mix of smoked scamorza or mozz and provolone, swiss, gruyere or emmental for that nuttiness. 

I was so excited to try lamingtons! All the Australians said, oh you have to have at least one lamington when you’re in Australia. I was very sad to find out they were covered in coconut, which is gross and tastes like eating sunscreen. 

“...in an effort to be as extreme and shocking as possible.”

What’s more shocking is that he had to write these points down at all, they’re so basic.