When you get knocked down ya gotta get back up.

Some days you eat the pillar, other days the pillar eats you.

In Soviet Russia, pillar ran into you.

Is that what happened to the Liberty Bell?

Have you ever even seen a Ferrari up close? An F40 or F50 has carbon fiber that looks like it was laid by drunken children and welds that would disqualify an art car from entry into Burning Man. Yet, they’re million-dollar cars.

Well, that one time at the St Patrick’s Day parade, when to the Jell-O shooters he was all like “git in my belly!” and the shooters acquiesced.

In my lifetime this nation will formally seperate. There is going to be an economic civil war. Blue states are getting real damn tired of subsidizing red states, and being told they’re not “Real Americans”, and getting screwed by an unbalanced electoral college.

oh, I remember a couple of friends of mine least one and parked it with a front wheels against a deadman curb. When they returned, they got into it started the engine and backed up immediately. Of course the car had dropped on its air suspension and tore off the front bumper entirely on the parking curb.

Not to be outdone, I heard Saturn considered heated bumpers so that your hands wouldn’t get cold when you were pushing the car.

“designo”

I say it’s time to restart that magic.

The kind where it feels like your entire body mass has shifted to accommodate the void that has been left?

Imo getting off the toilet is the BEST time to do that. Esp after one of those life-changing type poos.

Is it weird that almost every time I stand up anywhere, I throw my arms up and arch my back like a gymnast on a dismount and whisper, say, or yell (depending who’s in the room)“PERFECT 10!”? Getting off the couch, desk chair, a bar stool, out of the car, I guess with the exception of the toilet (that would be really…

No it was pizzagate.

Why all of these Daddy issues??

It was the

Great. Are we done with this bullshit now?

Here are females releasing their eggs:

Trump’s rating among African Americans is shit. So double of that is just double shit.