Your power apparently lies in your choosing incompetent enemies.

Ya scum!

That’s Ambassador Phantom of Krankor! Get it right earth boy or I’ll release the caustic vapors!

Sound advice, Krankor! 

Modern lithium batteries have about half the energy density by weight as TNT. They don’t explode, but can flare up very fast. Let’s be careful out there...

What utter bullshit. The different point of view line is such a weak pathetic attempt to deflect people from blatant racism and bigotry. It’s lazy and demonstrates a total lack of decency. Your messiah not wanting people from shithole countries means he things the people are shit, it means he has contempt for the…

Sounds neat. I think I’ll give it a try!

The amount you want your field of view to be filled is more of an individual preference. Take a look at what you think would be the appropriate size for your space, then use this chart to determine the resolution you truly need.

Spoiler alert: you don’t.

That’s what I thought too!

Same. I live in hope. Also despair, because I think the tape will make me go blind.

Same, but I’ve been awake for hours.

Isn’t Pee-Tape Leak redundant?

When you’re at work, you really aren’t being paid to attend to personal matters.

Yah, antibiotics have given me the world’s most effective stomach cleanse for days.

Best snowstorm laugh I’ve had today. Thanks you

Thank you for another Gwenyth Paltrow story tonight. It brings to mind this tune-

Anyone who does at home coffee enemas gets *precisely* what they deserve.

In his defense, storing anything other than gas in a gas can is not a wise move. Unless it had huge labels on it.