I believe you meant “holy crab”.

When the sun throws just the right amount of shade

(And take your fucking bullhorn with you.)

Seriously! I’m not really going to throw a The Violent Years fit over something giving me too much money.

How she can seemingly handle this horrible injustice- that began when she was a teen, no less- with such patience and Grace is unbelievable. I could never in a million lifetimes imagine rotting in jail for so many years and coming out the other side.

Maybe we could arrange a mass air drop next year for Dolt 45.

I’ve always been that way as well. Too quick to give people a pass, when sometimes you need to be able to call people out about their own behavior (when necessary). What has helped me be more assertive in that way is stepping forward to say something when I see other people being mistreated. When you aren’t generally…

Everytime I hear some GOP politician start a sentence with “The American People want...,” inevitable what comes next is precisely nobody but the GOP and their donors actually want.

Patience is such an underappreciated skill. The amazing thing about it is that it is a gift that gives and gets. The person being patient gets the reward of not getting annoyed. The other person receives the benefit of not having to be abused by the patient person.

Apparently the Roadster lanch is real as well.

It’s interesting how much of a difference the slight upward curve in the window-line makes to the vehicle. The middle one looks like it’s sagging in the middle by comparison.

There are some cars that suit transformation into limos, and some (most nowadays) that don’t. If you’re thinking of turning a car into a limo, look at it from the side, and check whether it has:

Crackpipe. This Tesla WILL NOT DRIVE.

2nd worst... emergency room physician dealing with all the voters who have gunshot wounds in their foot.

“Jones is a puppet.” “Moore will always vote with us.” Cognitive dissonance at its absolute apex.