My wife are very clean when staying at hotels. We don’t eat in the room or make a mess. We typically decline turndown service and housekeeping out of security measure (we usually travel with money and valuable electronics) and just don’t find it necessary. We throw all the towels and bathmats into the tub after…

I’m going to poop in Joel Osteen’s shoes because nobody told me not to.

Sometimes you just have to go with the truth.

Ironically he’s holding a bottle of “smart” water

That’s some sparkling analysis from Stephen A., that a 40-year-old boxer would have fought better if he was younger.

QOTSA

X - I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts

Last show

Arthur Lee & Love with their beautiful ballad “Doggone”.

The image at the top of the article, especially as a thumbnail, looks a little unsettling.

Doesn’t the sound moving through the inside of your skull play a part in this too?

huh, this is shitty advice. IIRC Your voice sounds different to you because of internal bone-conduction of sound directly vibrating your cranium while talking.

Two words: bone conduction

I sound like : NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Because there’s always food in my mouth.

...mom?

It’s probably this

Go back to your home on Tacky Whore Island.

I actually have come across a Harold Dick in public records, though it’s unclear what nickname he used...

Cracker Barrell can sell them in their gift shop of bygone nonsense.

Kristen Stewart IS Rosa Parks in “Does This Bus Go To Freedom?”