I almost wish Jared Kushner would corner Watters in an elevater, hit emergency stop, and use his Bill S. Preston Esquire voice to inform Jesse that if he ever uses language like that about Ivanka again, even in private, he’ll have some MAGA guidos curbstomp Watters. Have Kushner lightly backhand him and spit on him as…

Because I am a big ‘ol classical music snob, I will suggest that people who love scores should also check out the larger classical music genre, since scores are both A) most of the time part of the genre, and B) very largely influenced by classical music. If you like the former, you’ll probably like the latter as well!

Ivanka to me seems like a cardboard cutout of a person. Her appearance is always perfect, never changing, and she speaks in tones like she has had mega coaching on how to sound calm and engaged. If there were such a thing as “charm school”, she went to it. Ivanka is Kellyanne Conway 2.0, less wrinkled and haggard,…

Where local laws forbid bananas, corn dogs are sometimes the only choice for suggestive eating.

He’s like an anthropomorphic shit-eating grin.

Prince covering Radiohead’s “Creep” at 2008 Coachella. The guitar solo beginning at 6:50 is pure sex.

Best song I’ll bet you never heard

Last kiss is a fine single but these songs are where it’s at.

Why, it’s almost as though he’s a giant piece of sweaty shit without any redeeming value to society or the planet at all!

I’m confused. Didn’t Jones just get done arguing that this is all an act?

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

Smokey Robinson to start off the week

Still sounds great.

Awesome, Space! This is the first tune that the ABB ever played live, and also the last one that they played when they retired in October 2014.

Having bed breakup regrets

Jeff Lynne at the 2016 Glastonbury Festival