I’ll give you some real dog turds and a Coleman cooler with some ice to keep them in.

I love Buffy but I hate that she’s such a pussy about shots. Cowgirl up, Slayer.

Now that is a very good dog.

Haha! Well done. Yes, this new Hell would go down a lot better with a few shots, wouldn’t it? Or 20.

Like a comic book?

Desecration AND mocking his tiny schlong!

Love “Whiizzzky!” the best!

I’m not exactly sure where Trump’s star is located on the WoF, but considering it’s in Hollywood, there’s probably already enough urine on it to satisfy even Trump himself.

I have a hell of a time pooping in public, but for some reason, I think I’d be alright pooping on his Hollywood star, maybe even with a person or two around!

Initially I thought it would be a great idea to have someone take an authentic steaming shit. This would be right after a lunch of ice cream and corn on the hottest day of July or Aug. at high noon. But as someone who works in customer service and who’s entire family works in the service industry, I just couldn’t put…

Ah, his “looking at women and underage girls without their consent” star. Whata shame.

Don’t fret. When I was there last week, I saw a couple of younger guys walk up and dramatically spit, curse, and stomp on the star. I have a feeling this is a very regular occurrence.

Haha! You just reminded me of something from Buffy:

I will donate to your gas fund.

What??? Just pee on it! We’re just peeing on it, on the regs guys, every chance possible, spread the word. Everything about peeing on it is appropriate, wear that shit down with lady acid (men welcome, but your pee is honourary lady acid). Duh!

I’m gonna! Also drinking!

PICK AXE BABY!!!

“Paint me like one of your French motorcyclists, Jack.”