Thank God for someone who recognizes that deprivation of liberty is a punishment. The bloodlust in these comments is despicable.

We are paying either way. “Saving money” is why these kids were let out on the streets (I am sure they had multiple priors) and why they were never treated in an incarceration facility. Killing them now might make you feel better but that will only make you less likely to be motivated enough to do something about…

They are horrible and extremely entitled.

I took a shower, fed the cats, and not only made but drank a cup of coffee.

I fixed my late 70s Sansui tuner this morning.

Wisconsin still sucks.

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Good advice for most/all Twitter users.

Dear God! If the GOP ever applied the rule of law to Republicans in the way they apply it to Democrats, the entire administration and the whole Trump crime family would already be in prison for money laundering and treason. (At last, Tiffany will learn the great upside to having been the fifth wheel child, when she’s…

such a good burn.

many things i do make others chuckle, but only a few make me chuckle - that was one of them.

I’m pretty sure that it’s in the basement of one of the cameramen. They were going to throw it out after the shoot but he managed to pull some strings.

My theory: the GOP good ole boys will lobby to stop taxing tanning beds, short shorts and bikini waxing services. Because they “love women”.

I see some Winslet in her face.

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

You know who can’t enjoy theater jungle gyms? Harambe.

The entire joke is in the headline, the article is just hemming and hawing. “Is this thing on?” ... pulls at necktie. “Take my wife, please!”

I think I’m done with Jez today. See y’all tomorrow.

I would like to volunteer my services as speaker. This is the topic of my first talk “An analysis of the confluence of modernist auteur filmmaking and topology: the brim of Alain Delon’s fedora in ‘Le Samourai’.”

Why don’t they look?