THAT’S THE WHOLE JOKE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GET IT? NAZIS!!!

Spencer did nazi that coming....

yo, I’ve been sober for 5 days. I am eating my fourth pig in the blanket today and have covered them with at least an ounce and a half of mustard a piece. I’m gonna fuckin’ eat 6. Find your disgusting replacement and stay strong.

I’m currently off sugar and refined carbs by order of the endocrinologist and can’t have cheese bread but *may* have eaten queso with a spoon this week. It’s a tough week. We just need to get through it.

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

Take care of yourself, comrade.

You can do it. !

You’ve got this.

Ice cream is good for that too.

Do what I do and medicate with cheese bread.

I’m wrestling with the same thing. Basically every day I have to tell myself, “Drinking won’t help. Drinking won’t help”. Fortunately the fuck-its aren’t here. Yet.

He’s not worth it. He’s a shitty excuse for a human being and a worse one for a president, and that freefall feeling today is bringing is horrible. But he’s not worth giving up over, and you are worth holding on for.

Don’t. You’ll be ok. Stay strong.

Stay strong. Take care of yourself.

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

Was it this guy?

It doesn’t work on everyone. You’ve got to be predisposed to hypnotism. No shame on these victims at all, but usually it isn’t the swiftest amongst us who are susceptible to hypnotism.

For the right price, I could sell you a print of your wife peeing on it.

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.