After the last year or so, I’m way more defensive of Hillary Clinton than I am about my own mom. Like, if someone said something shitty about my mom, I’d be like “lol what the fuck is your problem, my mom’s the best” but if someone says something shitty about Hillary, I’m like “YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ GO, ASSHOLE?”

I’ll admit I don’t know much about succubi physiology, but everything about her makes me think her basic body chemistry would be unsuitable for harbouring a developing fetus. Her PH has to be at least 12, she’s so fucking basic.

This is unfair to scorpions. I’ve done some work with scorpions and they are actually pretty chill little dudes. Plus they carry their babies on their backs.

Can Ann Coulter have children? I always just assumed she was some sort of horrible simulacra being piloted around by a thousand angry scorpions.

Cadillac is a little high-brow for this crowd anyway. What we need is some kind of car for the people- call it PeopleCar or FolkWagon or something.

You, leaf. Now.

i hated this concept at first, but then it started to grow on me.

I was expecting Kelsey Grammer. I’m not sure why.

Fellow Chicagoian here.

That was the exact experience with my 92 Legacy. It would plow through snow in a straight line just great, but try to turn and it did nothing but understeer (if it turned at all,) braking sucked in snow or rain, too.

(To the tune of Jingle Bells, continues after Rosin’s comment, enters at chorus)

To the tune of “Jingle Bells”:

Every time I see her, I think, “Oh no, the painting in Tomi Lahren’s attic escaped.”

My atheistic morals are not predicated on a canonical text.

They have a bed for a coffee table.

Don’t make me read two sentences.

“We are sorry, but Feeling Better is closed for repairs. Please visit us again in 4 years, if you can.” I’ve lived there for four years already. I refuse to be forced to live there for another four. It’s gotten worse by the day since the day he was elected, and there’s no reason to believe it’s going to get better.…

Automatic transmission valve bodies are basically hydraulic computers. They have transistors (valves), resistors (passages of different lengths and cross-sectional areas), and capacitors (chambers). They receive input signals (oil pump pressure, speed sensor pressure, and throttle position) and calculate output…

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd