My thought exactly. It’s rare a woman hasn’t been groped by some asshole in her lifetime. It’s pretty messed up that in that regard, men are considered so terribly neutral on this issue.

I’m not a Proctologist, but I know a fuckin asshole when I see one.

Woah, the Jezebel comments section is weird.

I... have some organizing to do. Be right back.

There is a small piece of Post-It taped to the bottom of his monitor. From this, I think we can surmise that he’s not good at remembering his password. He’s also not good about changing his password as that piece of paper has been there long enough to no longer stick using its own adhesive. Also, in the words of…

Stop besmirching leeches

The dude doc is running Trump’s very own mill. Uppers, downers and opiates, I’d bet all for his star patient in his “boutique” practice with no other legit patients. Clearly, Trump didn’t like the way the antipsychotics made him feel, so those are no longer prescribed.

“I thought about it all day, and at the end, I get rushed and I get anxious when I get rushed. So, I try to get four or five lines done as fast as possible that they would be happy with.”

Well, this particular patient spends a lot of time with his head up his ass, so....

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

What is going on right now? Seriously, what the hell is all this? How can this be happening?

So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”

“Dad?”

Earlier on Fox’s The Five, Greg Gutfeld said “Hillary Clinton is so stupid she thinks Alt- Right are things on a computer keyboard”. Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Bolling laughed so hard I thought they would stop breathing.

The closeup on his face; he’s somewhere else for sure

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!

If you insist on recognizing the official name, you could still shorten it to “The Gary”