Herb Alpert is Jewish.

Enjoy it while you can. There will be no Tijuana Brass in Trump’s America.

No I missed it but in that case fuck that guy. My point more generally just goofing on people for not knowing how to ride a bike, these guys aren’t all worthy of hatred.

A critique of cops riding bikes? Not impressed.

These guys don’t deserve your scorn. They’re not partisans here. And I don’t know what’s going on with that guy’s bike in the last picture but his chain is on.

When is that not true?

/needs more bong hits

Does this mention the two of you making out? There’s no way I’m reading it if it doesn’t.

Klayman is Mostly Harmful.

Pissing on a high powered electrical fence would seem to be preferable, probably to anybody who’s had to deal with lawsuits like this from him.

No, but we share the same dream.

Given the number of ridiculous suits he has supposedly filed in the past, why hasn’t he been bankrupted for having costs awarded against him for wasting the courts’ time?

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

I am already sick of hearing about this game.

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

Maños - The Horns Of Fate

I wonder how Blue Whales do it then... considering it is the longest.