Meanwhile, I’m over here like this...

We have to wait 30 years? Are there any suggestions to help speed up the process...for at least Florida?

That's kind of just what happens when a dog sits, on account of no pants and all. People really should just chill and enjoy the cute dogs.

Why no? I call most dogs woofles, or sometimes doggers. Because dogs render me incapable of talking like an adult with all their cute and fluffy.

As long as you’re hot, yes.

Those woofles are extremely snuggable and cute, that’s my only takeaway here, really.

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs, everyone of our generation. I wouldn’t do it in front of my mum, for example. Girls love it; boys -‘Oh, I can’t believe you did that’. It also takes the night to a new level. I actually haven’t done it for a while. But I will do it…

i also hate them. i like to use the return key like punctuation and the DOUBLE SPACES do not make me feel good

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Well.

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Yes, no matter what you will eventually be left thinking about your life as you clean your cum from your rubber doll.

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…