She’s got legs for miles. Or at least half a block. Legs and legs and legs.

Pfft. Right now she’s just a 19-year-old street racer showing off her glovebox full of speeding tickets. We need her to do a Trump and get her keys taken away for good.

That’s a tough one. I have a client who has become a friend over the several decades I’ve been doing work for him. He’s retired military, so yeah he’s got the “inside scoop” on everything from Covid to 9/11. It’s so disappointing & frustrating to hear him talk about this stuff.

Same here. I mean, partially the schooling & repression & all that, but mainly as a fat ugly old white dude, I’ve developed a pretty keen sense of when someone wants my hands or even my eyes on them, which is basically never ever. How hard is this shit to figure out for christ’s sake. God knows if I were someone else,…

I think the church lady can answer that:

Jesus, that photo above cries out for a caption contest. I’ll start:

Yes.

OK I am a old-ass man clicking on random stuff when I should be washing dishes, but “THE BOW MUST GO ON” made me chuckle for a bit of a while. That was some silly shit right there. :o)

Two words: Family reunions.

Some folks shouldn’t drink,
Or speak, or leave the damn house.
So fucking tiresome...

This raises the question: If a Bolt owner is aware of this warning, parks it in the garage anyway, and it does the Spinal Tap drummer thing and burns his shit down, will insurance still cover the damage? Or will they say, “Sorry man, you were warned, sucks to be you” ??

“Little Ole Rapey Man”

We’re basically living in 2 separate, concurrent realities these days. Cosby will find a home in the other one, no prob.

I never liked the look of the standard HHRs, but I ended up buying the Panel version for a work vehicle, and I rather like the way it looks. Much cleaner lines without all the side windows & door handles. Plus, the ‘09s had available alloy wheels that were actually pretty sharp, unlike the big, cartoonish,…

I saw her on SNL that night, but happened to be looking away as she held up the picture. I didn’t see who it was before she shredded it, but I remember the gasps, and stunned silence from the audience! The next day when the news blew up, holy hell it was the foakin’ POPE!

(I can post now too!)
She has the soulless eyes of...
[ insert insult here ]

Hee! I was hoping it was gonna be little flip-out turn indicators in the B pillars. :o)

OK, so now it’s a quarter to two in the morning, and I’m salivating over bite-size corn dogs - which I’m pretty sure don’t even exist.

Dearest Jennifer:
Welcome to the Trump Kids Club!
To Hell with you all.

Holy hell a new Liz Phair album!!!